Omegle

Knock Knock!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Knock Knock!
Stranger: I love you.
You: Same
You: ...
You: Wanna spoon?
Stranger: Yes.
You: ...LOVE LIFTS US UP WHERE WE BELONG
Stranger: Oh god.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Your Good Friend Sweeney!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: YOU SIR
You: TWO SIR
You: NO ONES IN THE CHAIR, COME ON! COME ON!
You: SWEENEY'S.
You: WAITING.
You: I WANT YOU BLEEDERS.
You: 18/m/RI u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Predictable

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: F?
You: no.
You: INB4 QUIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


The Muffin Man!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Are you a gay guy?
You: That depends
You: Do you know...
You: the MUFFIN MAN!?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stubborn

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Justin? Did you survive the war?
Stranger: m or f
You: Justin, is that you?
You: Did you survive?
Stranger: no
You: How did you escape his clutches?
Stranger: i am not justin
You: I say, did Franco survive?
You: It's been a long time, Justin...
You: A long time.
Stranger: m or f
You: I have't seen you since 1946!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Owned With Logic

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
You: WANT TO HEAR THE BEST KNOCK KNOCK JOKE EVER?!
Stranger: Sure!
You: Okay!
You: You start!
Stranger: knock knock
You: Who's there?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Blargh!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
Stranger: HEy
You: Hey
Stranger: asl?
You: ...You disappoint me.
Stranger: why
You: After that bonding session
You: you ask for my ASL?
Stranger: oh im sorry
You: No
You: if you were sorry
Stranger: lets start again
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
Stranger: Hey
You: DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLARGH
You have disconnected.

Hio
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hio asl
You: Hio? What the fuck kind of greeting is hio?
You: Get the fuck out of here.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.